idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

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prguitarman:

Well they had an extra hour so

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livelaughloveatrandom:

rubyshimmer:

eugeniced:

performance-sofa:

visayaan:

deebott:

lovelifelaurennn:

cosbyykidd:

Joseline fuckin snapped

LMFAOOOO I CANNOT

Lmaooooo

IS THIS REAL

Joseline sound like she in a SWANS coverband

i truly love that concept

This is metal.

UH UH OH NO SHE DID NOT LMFAOOOO

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6 hours ago with 2,061 notes source: lamborghinee

#NOOO LMAOOO

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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7 hours ago with 175,591 notes source: keyote

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

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7 hours ago with 46,096 notes source: onlylolgifs

vinegod:

who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch

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7 hours ago with 152,733 notes source: vinegod

Rita Lynn🙌

7 hours ago with 0 notes

#fave

mj-lestwinsfanforlife:

Holy crap…this one just got posted today. Its old but new footage and ohhhhh you are gonna love it :-). Lau is too sexy!!!

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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10 hours ago with 350,202 notes source: trelyon

lady-chyna:

youngblackandvegan:

alexbelvocal:

mbamala:

Black don’t crack #GirlCode

lol

truuuuuuu

Lol

10 hours ago with 16,825 notes source: mbamala

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

image

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10 hours ago with 24,341 notes source: neonarizona

trawwxo:

taint3ed:

shwagerr:

queenofsabah:

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOO

LOL

💀

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takingbackourculture:


I was going to do all the colors of the rainbow but couldn’t go on. 

Google is so bleached that when you insert girl, it only means white girl. No other girl exists except white girl. You must insert ℮✖◎⊥ḯ¢ type of girl, because they are a different type of girl. 

- Jess

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