i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
Well they had an extra hour so
Joseline fuckin snapped
LMFAOOOO I CANNOT
IS THIS REAL
Joseline sound like she in a SWANS coverband
i truly love that concept
This is metal.
UH UH OH NO SHE DID NOT LMFAOOOO
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade
Turtle enjoying a bath)
who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch
Holy crap…this one just got posted today. Its old but new footage and ohhhhh you are gonna love it :-). Lau is too sexy!!!
If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
Black don’t crack #GirlCode
Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
OH MY GOD
I was going to do all the colors of the rainbow but couldn’t go on.
Google is so bleached that when you insert girl, it only means white girl. No other girl exists except white girl. You must insert ℮✖◎⊥ḯ¢ type of girl, because they are a different type of girl.